Zoolander!

Sashay? What the fuck is a sashay?
I saw a writeup on the local schmut -- eh, news media during the weekend and I have to say this is most surprising. Yeah, right. I wonder how the hell it slipped past the censorship board of Sporeasia is beyond me. Here comes Zoolander : The DVD.

Now, the movie itself, in all its former big screen glory, was actually screened in Singapore for a fortnight. And then, some goody-assed people must have spoken up to the censors about the plot... Which would be offensive (really?) to the neighbour. So all cineplexes scrapped the film.

Damnable them and I didn't get a chance to watch it. By the time I did catch wind of it -- and when it was on off-peak ticketing price day -- the theatres took the thing off. Oh, lah-fucking-dee-dah.

Come on! What is so offensive about assassinating a fictional Malasyian president who is against child labour? Seriously! No thanks to a then grating Buttock Matahir -- giving him a meaner name would insult the insult -- who had a donkey's sense of humour.

If there really was a president, then there wouldn't be a Monarchy would there? Agong dan Puteri pergi mana ni? And it is sad Sporeland has to be named a republic. It's not like everyone adores the queen or something either. A fucking republic. (A what?) And an impregnable fortress of Malaya was knocked up pretty well too...