Looking at myself...

I was looking at pictures of myself stored somewhere deep in my hard disk, and they were undoubtedly taking up too much space. Oh, man... I am really that ugly looking and it is nothing short of a miracle that I can live with myself. Yes, ugliness isn't skin deep either. And how is it that people can't live without mirrors?

Tom Cruise sure knows how to suck it in and look pretty for his fans --

Me? I'm not one of them.