Happy Vesak Day. Whatever.

Meh, I woke up really late today. Why? I ...don't know actually.

Anyway, while I had breakfast this morning afternoon , I turned on to Nickelodeon and there was Spongebob gaggling away. Then something totally unexpected comes up. My Da suddenly quips, "He's one of my favourite cartoons."

...

Holy cow. I guess we all need a little Spongebob, whether you're 16 or 60.

The living embodiment of all my nightmares. [insert goofy laughter] Another good reason to fear a sponge, regardless of whether its a spongebath from a hot male nurse or washing the dishes with the best Scotchgard^TM can offer. Oi.