First vote.

I voted for the first time, not that it was all that much of a democratic move. And my vote being secret? Pah! Utter bullshit. These pathetic partitioned tables were all that offered such privacy and there were people walking behind me while I notched my candidates of choice.

Rather questionable this supposed [daft] professionalism. First World government with Third World practices. And since it was my national obligation, I shall tell who I voted for... Yes, I voted for a PAP smear...but it is funny since I never had any sexual contact. Oh, shit. Physical sexual contact.

All in all, what a farce really.