Punishingly dumb.

Okay. And here I thought the world couldn't get any more lenient...and dumber.

Here we are, the ever-gullible public demanding the need for stories and then [mis]placing our faith in the writing on the papers. Yes, how lovely news reporting truly is. Except that the kangaroos have got it all wrong.

So Singapore has a death sentence. And we do it by means of the gallows. And to some of you dumb Americans I know, people are still executed here with a noose around the neck. Now as the world becomes lazier and so mind-numbingly "humane", capital punishment is supposedly wrong. What with the case of the recent Vietnamese-Australian national's offence.

And the newspapers there had the cheek to falsely claim a bunch of wonderful hogwash and then cry pity for a refugee which some of your countrymen are less than willing to welcome on your own soil.

Let's just say that the hangman still has his job and by falsely reporting otherwise, it hardly makes me ponder the stance of the Aussies. Sloth does enfeeble the mind with conscience. Do yourself a favour and don't follow your ancestors. You are a penal colony afterall.

Why I speak with such confidence? Simple. I have my links to the local prison peoples and I don't mean just growing up next to one for the past fourteen years... The death sentence is a wonderful thing. It reduces the cost of living and fear is the greatest gift to running a society.

Dumb, dumb roo buggers.